My hair was down to the middle of my back and then I cut it off and went to a high and tight. I have had more women flirt with me and flat out hit on me in the last week at work than I have in the last 9 months. Strange things are a foot at the circle K
The other night I had 2 drunk women tell me they wanted to have a threesome with me. When I turned them down they told me it just made that much more attractive.
There is a distinct and profound difference between driving 150 miles on the interstate and driving 150 miles in town. Try driving 150 miles over the course of 5 hours. That’s an average speed of 30 miles an hour. That’s also about 50 speed bumps, 100 miles of bumpy poorly paved roads and 10 drive ways. That’s also roughly 100 turns give or take. It takes a much bigger toll on the body than you might think. Think about that the next time you think a cab driver just sits around and drives.
So last night this chick gets in the car with 2 guys and announces that she is Tiffany Mynx Adult Film Star. She told me and I quote “You should look me up online when get home and jerk off.” I shit you not. I would never shit you, you are my favorite turds. Sorry, couldn’t help myself.
I got in an accident last week. Not my fault and yes that is backed up by a police report. Friday night I sat at home itching to drive but had no car. I actually thought about firing someone just so I could drive.
When I say it gets in your blood…
No one got fired and I was able to drive last night one my money and had most fun I’ve had in a while and I really needed it. To put in perspective how little I make. On a really good Saturday night I will take $350 into the car. Last night I took in just around $200 and that is my spending money for the week. This has been the average for the last couple months. I have what I need so it’s all good. Last night was so much fun that it made up for the frustrating Friday night.
It’s gotta look weird to the people that live in my apartment complex to see the cab coming and going at the weirdest times. Last night I got home at around 4 am smoked a bowl, goofed off on line while watching a movie and went to bed around six.
Had a fun night. Had a real fun night.
What’s your 20 son (In a southern trucker accent)
Well I’m east bound and down, loaded up and truckin’
We’re gonna do what they say can’t be done
And then it’s back and forth with the rest of the song. This is how my little brother end a long but good night on the radio. Childish you say, well hell yes it is. That’s one of the joys of this job.