#11

One of the guys I drive with has a girlfriend that has MPD (Multiple personality disorder). This is a fact that our manager was not aware of at the time. You have no idea how hard it was to contain my reaction when one day she was hanging out in the shop and our manager tosses a quarter at her and said “Why don’t you go to Walmart and by a personality?”

It was equally difficult to contain myself when about 20 minutes later she was talking about it and said “Don’t talk about my personality. I have worked very hard on my personality.”

All I could think “Which one?”